Re: Conan the Librarian

["Arsalan Zaidi" <arsalan_zaidi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

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From: Udhay Shankar N <udhay@xxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Wednesday, May 31, 2000 2:29 PM
Subject: Re: Conan the Librarian


> Arsalan Zaidi wrote: [ on 01:06 PM 5/31/00 +0530 ]
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> >Only slightly less scary than Conan the Librarian.
> >
> >--Arsalan.
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> >"You'll never return books late again!"
>
> I have a suggestion in dialogue:
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> "You'll be back."
>
> "Or else."
> --

Uh Uh. Sorry. You must have the wrong Conan. The one I know only grunts and
flexes his muscles.

His 'conversations' usually go something like this.

Borrower No. 1: "Um, I seem to misplaced that book I borrowed. What's the
library policy on that?"

Conan: "Aaarrrrrgggh!" <slices borrower in two>

Borrower No. 2: "Hi,  this books a little late..."

Conan: "Snaaaarrrrrgggh!" <slices borrower in two>

Borrower No. 3: "Could you tell me where I can find the loo..."

Conan: "Rrrrrraaaaagggh!" <slices borrower in two>

... Get the picture?

He seems awfully popular with the other librarians though...






> "Shut up and tell me what that other idiot ish doing!"
> "No, but look, if I've got to shut up, how can I --"
> The knife at his throat became a hot streak of pain and Rincewind decided
> to give logic a miss.
>          -- Cohen the Barbarian interrogates Rincewind
>             (Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic)

What! There are actually *books* about his adventures!!! Gimme!! :-)


--Arsalan.

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